Take it Easy!

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    A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee.

    "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers."

    The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and returned shortly with another cup of coffee.

    "This one is much cooler,sir," he beamed.
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