Facebook Humour

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    Girl's Status: In Temple
    Comments:
    Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
    Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
    Boy3: Wow Nyc.

    Boy's Status: In Temple
    Comments:
    Boy1: Abey Vahan Bheekh Maangne Baith Gya Kya???
    Boy2: Saale Temple Run Or Temple Mein Fark Ni Pata Kya???
    Boy3: Abey Kamine, Tharki... Tu Vahan Bhi Pahunch Gaya Ladkiyan Tadne...

    That Awkward Moment:
    Jab Main Kisi Unknown Ladki Se Friendship Karta Hun Aur Kuch Dino Baad Dekhta Hun Ki Hamare Beech 10 Mutual Friend Ho Gaye Hain... Aur Vo Sab Mere Dost Hain... Kamine Kahin Ke!!!

    Dear facebook...
    Whenever I add a Girl, you always ask me: Do you Know her?
    I just want to ask: Behan Lagti Hai wo Teri....????

    She: Jao Mujhe Baat Nahin Karni Tumse.
    Me: Okie.
    She: Puchoge Nahin Ki Kyun Baat Nahin Karni, Kis Baat Pe Gussa Hun Main ???
    Me: Na Re, I Respect Your Decision.
    Single Again...

    Banta: Yaar Santa, Kal Jeeto Bhabhi Itni Zor-Zor Se Kyun Chilla Rahi Thi? Unki Awaaz Mere Ghar Tak Aa Rahi Thi.
    Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Banta... Hua Ye Ki Uski Photo Facebook Pe Upload Karni Thi Lekin Galati Se OLX Pe Upload Kar Di... Aur Hadd Toh Tab Ho Gayi Jab Ek Ladke Ne Kaha Ki Bhai Ye 1960 Ka Kabaad Kaun Lega???
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