Pappu's Love Affair

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    Pappu Ko Ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Isi Chakkar Meine Vo Daily Us Ladki Ko Subah Uske Office Drop Karne Jaata Aur Phir Shaam Ko Use Office Se Pick Karke Uske Ghar Chhod Ke Aata Tha.

    Ek Din Raaste Mein Ladki Dukhi Si Hokar Boli: Kal Ladke Waale Mujhe Dekhne Aaye The.

    Pappu: Phir???

    Ladki: Mujhe Pasand Kar Gaye.

    Pappu Behad Dukhi Hokar Bola: Togh Ab... ???

    Ladki Rone Lagi Aur Rote Rote Boli: Agle Mahine Kee Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai... Unka Ghar Laxmi Nagar Mein Hai.

    Pappu Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya.

    Ladki: Ab Kya Karna Hai... Tum Please Jaldi Kuch Socho Na...

    Pappu: Soch Hee Toh Raha Hun.

    Ladki: Kya Soch Rahe Ho???

    Pappu: Ab Laxmi Nagar Se Tumhe Office Drop Karne Ke Liye Mujhe Ring Road Leni Padegi..... Phir 3 Kilometer Baad U-turn, Uske Baad One-Way Ke Kaaran Rajguru Road, Phir Woh Mukherji Nagar Waala Fly-over... Oye Nahin Yaar Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai, Roz-Roz Ka Toh Mushkil Ho Jayega... Tu Apne Husband Ko Bol Ki Vo Koi Intezaam Kare... Mujhe Bahut Lamba Padega.
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