Daru Aur Darubaaz

  •  
    Ek Sharabi Ki Naukri Lag Gai.
    Naukri Ke Order Mein Likha Tha Ki Company Ki Taraf Se Aapko Quarter Milega.
    Apna Bhai Itna Bhola Thaa Ki Subah-Subah Joining Ke Time Khaali Glass Aur Namkeen Lekar Pahunch Gayaa !!!

    Ek Din TV Par Sharabi Film Dekhte Huye Patni Boli: Amitabh Bachchan Kitna Achchha Actor Hai... Sharab Na Peekar Bhi Piye Huye Kee Kitni Achchhi Acting Karta Hai !
    Yeh Sunkar Main Sochne Laga: Ab Is Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaaye Ki Sharab Na Peekar Piye Huye Kkee Acting Karne Se Jyada Mushkil Hoti Hai Sharab Peekar Na Piye Huye Kee Scting Karna... !!!

    Teen Dost Baithe Daaru Pee Rahe The.
    Pehla Dost: Bhai, Motorcycle Se Leh-Ladakh Chalte Hain.
    Dusra Dost: Haan Haan Bhai Chalte Hain, Bada Maza Ayega, Khoob Enjoy Karenge...
    Teesra Dost: Per Yaar, Apne Paas Toh Cycle Bhi Nahin Hai... ???
    Pehle Dono Dost: Kamine, Humein Pata Tha Ki Daaru Nahin Pee Raha Hai, Sirf Namkeen Kha Raha Hai...

    Sharaabi Husband: Agar Mere Haath Mein SARKAR Hoti Toh Main Desh Ki Taqdeer Badal Deta!
    Wife: Haramkhor, Bevde... Pehle PAYJAMA Toh Badal Le, Subah Se Meri SALVAAR Pehan Ke Ghoom Raha Hai!!!
    Hinglish   
Prev

Definitely Dead

 Prev

Is This My Lucky Day...

Is This My Lucky Day...

More Jokes

  • Pappu's Love Affair Pappu Ko Ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Isi Chakkar Meine Vo Daily Us Ladki Ko Subah Uske Office Drop Karne Jaata Aur Phir Shaam Ko Use Office Se Pick Karke Uske Ghar Chhod Ke Aata Tha. Ek Din Ladki Dukhi Hokar Boli...
  • Hotel Bill Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when thelady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts...
  • Facebook Humour Girl`s Status: In Temple
    Comments:
    Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
    Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
    Boy3: Wow Nyc.
    Boy`s Status: In Temple...
  • Take it Easy! A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my...
  • The Pot Mulla Nasruddin borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small pot, and said, "What`s that?"
    "Your pot gave birth while I had it...
ADVERTISEMENT
Jokes Categories
ADVERTISEMENT