| Jeff beckoned to a salesman in the department store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin that Eunice was admiring, and asked, "Excuse me young lady, how much is this dress?" "That dress is Pound 799.95, Sir," sneered the rather snotty saleswoman. "Pound 799.95? For Pound 99.95 I could get the same dress at the Bargain store downtown!" "But sir," said the saleswoman, "You'll find that the dress downtown is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool." Jeff says, "So? For Pound 800 I should care what the lambs do at night?" |