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    The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

    Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

    Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone.

    Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

    All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

    Maid: What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal???
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