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    Manmohan Singhji Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
    Manmohan Singhji: Bhai Sahab, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
    Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya? Free Mein Le Jao, Pehli Baar Awaaz Suni Hai Apki...

    Narendra Modi Sabji Kharidne Gaye.
    Narendra Modi: Bhai, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
    Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaoge Kya??? Muft Mein Le Jao Sir ji, Jab Se Aap PM Bane Hain, Uske Baad Pehli Baar Aapko India Mein Dekha Hai!!!

    Rahul Gandhi Sabji Kharidne Gaya.
    Rahul Gandhi: Bhaiya, Ye Bhindi Kya Bhaav Hai?
    Sabjiwala: Ab Rulaega Kya Pagle??? Muft Mein Le Ja Aur Ye Bhindi Nahin Matar Hain!!!

    Do You Know Ye Sabjiwaala Kaun Tha?
    Ab Tum Log Mil Ke Rulaoge Kya?
    Arey Yaar Itna Sab Muft Mein Kejriwal Ke Ilawa Kaun De Sakta Hai???
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