| A medical professor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast and testicles. A female student asked a male student, "Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?" "Sometimes, yes" replied the male student. "What do you do about it?" She then asked. "Nothing, why?" She thought for a while then said, "You mean you go around with a hard penis all day?" "Err, no" he replied "You mean a man's penis will go down without having an orgasm?" "Of course" "I'm going to kill my boyfriend!!!" |