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    There was a good looking woman who used to come to the bank.

    All the guys working in the bank were always amazed to see her.

    All instructed the cashier to shout "Cheque Aaya Re, Cheque Aaya Re..." as soon as she enters the bank.

    This happened a couple of times. At first, the woman felt a little weird but then guessed what was going on.

    One day when she came, as usual the cashier shouted "Cheque Aaya Re...."

    The woman calmly showed her 'Mangalsutra' and shouted: "Cheque Toh Aaya Re Koi Phayda Nahin... Kyunki Ye Crossed Cheque Hai!!!"
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