Santa Aur Pappu Humour

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    Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar Check Karwaata Hai.
    Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke Lagaane Padenge.
    Santa: Ok, Laga Do.
    Doctor: Aapka Bill Hua Rs 5000.
    Santa: Kya??? 5000???? O Doctor Saab, Aapne Taanke Hi Lagaye Hain Ya Kashmiri Kadhaai Ki Hai???

    Pappu: Dada Ji Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
    Dada ji: Kitaab Padh Raha Hoon....
    Pappu: Kaun Si Kitaab...?
    Dada ji: History Ki Kitaab...
    Pappu: Zara Dehoon Toh, ............ Arey Yeh Toh Kamasutra Ki Kitaab Hai....
    Dada ji: Haanh Bacchey.... Ab Mere Liye Yeh Sab History Hi Hua Na.......

    Shaadi Ke 2 Saal Baad Jeeto Rote-Rote Apne Maayke Jaati AHi Aur Apni Maa Se Bolti Hai: Mein Ab Santa Ke Saath Nahin Rah Sakti, Woh Toh Daarubaaz Hai, Har Waqt Nashe Mein Rehta Hai!
    Maa Ne Hairaani Se Pucha: Yeh Baat Tu Mujhe Ab Bata Rahi Hai, Shaadi Ke 2 Saal Baad???
    Jeeto: Ab Tak Mujhe Bhi Kahaan Pata Tha!!! Vo Toh Kal Jab Wo Bina Piye Ghar Aa Gaya... Tab Pata Chala!!!
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