Tarzan's Interview

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    Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.

    Interviewer: Name?

    Tarzan: Me Tarzan.

    Interviewer: Married?

    Tarzan: Yes!

    Interviewer: What's her Name?

    Tarzan: Jane.

    Interviewer: Any Children?

    Tarzan: Son, boy.

    Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?

    Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle.

    Interviewer: What's Jane's whole name?

    Tarzan: Jane's hole name is Pussy.
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