Multipurpose Boobs

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    Boobs are most wonderful Multi-Purpose creation of nature.

    You can suck them as a mouth freshener.

    By putting the face in between the two you can relax yourselves.

    They are comfortable, soft pillow for sound sleep.

    Their look brings the Penis immediately in to action.

    Women use Boobs as an emotional blackmailing instrument, they show half of it and men die to see the Remaining Half...
  • A soldier and a lesbian... An old soldier sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old combat jacket and boots and ordered a cup of a coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the soldier and asked...
  • Lick-a-de-Split An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-woman she sees and asks: Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He`s got a big-a belly and...
  • Divorced!!! A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building. One day he slipped on the ice and...
  • Tarzan's Interview Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.

    Interviewer: Name?
    Tarzan: Me Tarzan.
    Interviewer: Married?
    Tarzan: Yes...
  • List of Pussy Types 1. Expensive Pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of the pussy....
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