| Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, sure you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said it's either screw or swim? She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!" The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitten at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are you so happy about today John?" "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said, sure, why not? So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said it's either screw or swim? She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!! A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a beer. Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable Thai brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says: 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said of course, you can have a ride in my boat. So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said it's either screw or swim!!! Then, she pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave !!! She had a great BIG dick!!! ..... Dave, ..... and I CAN'T SWIM!!!" |