Contempt of Court!

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    Ek Aadmi KoPatni Ke Saath Maarpeet Karne Ke Jurm Mein Adalat Mein Peh Kiya Gaya.

    Judge Ne Pati Se Puri Baat Bade Dhyaan Se Suni Aur Future Mein Doabara Aisa Na Karne Ki Warning Dekar Chod Diya.

    Agle Hi Din Aadmi Ne Patni Ko Phir Se Maara-Peeta. Usko Phir Se Adalat Mein Usi Judge Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya.

    Judge Ne Gusse Se Pucha: Tumhaari Himmat Kaise Hui Apni Patni Ko Dobara Marne-Peetne Ki??? Adalat Ko Mazaak Samajhte Ho Kya?

    Aadmi Ne Apni Safaai Mein Judge Ko Bataya: Nahi Sir, Aap Meri Puri Baat Sun Lijiye. Kal Jab Aaapne Mujhe Chod Diya Toh Meine Khud Ko Refresh Karne Ke Liye Thodi Si Sharaab Pi Li... Jab Us Se Koi Phark Nahin Pada Toh Thodi Si Aur Laga Li... Aur Deheere-Dheere Kar Ke Mein Saari Bottle Pi Gaya.
    Peene Ke Baad Jab Mein Ghar Pahuncha Toh Patni Chillakar, Badi Badtameezi Se Boli: Nalayak.... Aa Gaya Naali Ka Ganda Pani Peekar???
    Sir Ji, Mainne Chupchaap Sun Liya... Kuch Nahin Kaha.

    Phir Vo Boli: Besharam, Kuch Kaam Dhandha Bhi Kiya Kar... Sirf Paise Barbaad Karne Ka Theka Le Rajha Hai Kya???
    Huzoor, Maine Phir Kuch Nahin Kaha, Aur Chupchaap Apne Kamre Ki Taraf Jaane Laga...

    Vo Peeche Se Phir Chillai: Agar Us Nikamme Aur Bewakoof Judge Mein Thodi Si Bhi Akal Hoti To Tu Aaj Jail Mein Hota...

    Bas Huzoor, Adalat Aur Aapki Ye Tauheen Mujhse Bardash Nahin Kar Saka Aur....

    Case Rafa Dafa.... Pati Baizzat Bari...
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