| A co-worker told Santa that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Santa's best friend. Worried and hurt, Santa ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back to the office contented and relieved. His co-worker asked him how it went. "Look," said Santa. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend... I don't even know him." |