Unfaithful Wife or Friend?

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    A co-worker told Santa that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Santa's best friend.

    Worried and hurt, Santa ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.

    He came back to the office contented and relieved.

    His co-worker asked him how it went.

    "Look," said Santa. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend... I don't even know him."
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