Sharabiyon Ke Muhavare

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    Muhavare Aur Unke Sharabic Arth:

    Haath Paanv Phoolna: Samay Pe Daaru Ka Na Milna.

    Oont Ke Moonh Mein Jeera - Daaru Kam Padna.

    Kaleja Thanda Hona - Pehle Peg Ka Gale Se Neeche Utarna.

    Munh Meetha Karna - Pehli Baar Kisi Ko Daaru Pilana.

    Haath Saaf Karna - Party Mein Bottle Ko Dheere se Paar Kar Dena.

    Neki Kar Dariya Mein Daal - Free Mein Yaaron-Doston Ko Pilana.

    Aankh Phadakna - Nasha Utar Jaana.

    Aankh Laal Karna - Ful Tunn Ho Jaana.

    Andhe Ki Laathi - Koi Free Mein Pilaane Waala Mil Jaana.

    Angaron Pe Pair Rakhna - Daaru Pee Ke Gar Jaana.

    Til Ka Taad Banana - Daaru Peekar Updesh Dena.

    Than-Than Gopal - Peene Ke Liye Paise Na Hona.

    Dum Mein Dum Aana - Peene Ke Saath Chakna Ka Jugaad Ho Jaana.

    Chaati Pe Saanp Lotna - Bina Jaankaari Ke Theke Ka Band Ho Jaana.

    Kaam Tamaam Karna - Puri Bottle Khatam Karna.
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