| A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled 'DADDY IS AT HOME?' by Ngozi Okafor? Boy: No, I want that your hymns book called 'WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?' Girl: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled 'UNDER THE MANGO TREE' by Chimamanda Adichie. Boy: Fine, but don't forget to bring 'I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES' while coming to school. Girlfriend: I will also bring you a new one too titled 'I WON'T LET YOU DOWN' by Chinua Achebe Then, Farher: Those books are too many, will he read them all? Girl: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent. Farher: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled 'I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING' by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled 'IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED' by Wole Soyinka. |