| Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Phayada Hua Hai. Wife: Kaun Sa Phayada? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai. What's the difference between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni Purani Hogi Utna Hi Sir Chad Ke Bolegi. Wife: Sunte Ho Ji? Husband: Haan Bolo! Mujhe Happiness Ki Spelling Batao!! Husband: Likh... UNMARRIED. Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha hai... Banta: Chinta Mat Kar Yaar, Kuch Nahi Hota, Saap Ka Zehar Khatam Ho Gaya Hai, Recharge Kawane Aaya Hhoga. Ek Aadmi Apne Biwi Ke Har Kaam Me Nuks Nikalta Rehta Tha. Agar Wo Anda Boil Kar Ke Deti Toh Kehta Ke Fry Karna Tha, Agar Fry Karti Toh Kehta Ke Boil Karna Tha. Ek Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Diya. Pehle Toh Wo Dono Andon Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha, Phir Kehne Laga... Tumhe Akal Kab Ayegi... Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Usko Tumne Boil Kar Dia Aur Jisko Boil Karna Tha Usko Fry Kar Diya. Height of Misunderstanding: Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is giving Punishment to Him.... After massive demands from all husbands a new app called 'Panic' is launched for smart phones. You just say 'WIFE' and it closes all websites, hides all chats, hide all special folders and best of all puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper!!! |