Lajawab Santa

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    Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye?
    Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai Na...
    Santa: Vahi Jiski Pichle Saal Shaadi Hui Thi?
    Banta: Haan Yaar Vahi. Kal Uski Biwi Mar Gayi.
    Santa: Toh!!!???
    Banta: Toh Kya? Vo Ro Raha Tha Toh Maine Kaha Ki Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho, Ye Ek Saal Toh Toh Chali Varna Chinese Maal Toh 5-6 Mahine Se Jyada Kahan Chalta Hai???

    Bengali: My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses.
    Santa: Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.

    Doctor To Santa: Aapki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai...
    Santa Pehle Toh Bahut Roya... Phir Aansu Ponchte Hue Pucha: Kitne Number Se ???

    Santai: Khaana Kya Bana Rahi Ho?
    Santa: Aaj Butter Chicken, Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan Aur Saath main Tumhare Liye Chilled Beer Bhi Hai....
    Santa: Khaana Bana Rahi Ho Ya Chutiya???
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