| 8 things we've learned from Watching Porn: 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never Impotent. 3. Women always Orgasm at same time as men. 4. All women are Noisy Fucks. 5. Men always groan OH YEAH when they cum. 6. A common & enjoyable Sexual Practice for a Man is to take his half erect penis & slap it repeatedly on a Women's Butt. 7. Asian Men don't exist. 8. Women look Pleasantly Surprised when they open man's trousers & find a Dick. 9. Assholes are always clean. 10. Men don't have to beg. 11. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you. 12. Women never have headaches... or periods. 13. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 14. Men always pull out. |