| A man died and went to hell and was sitting on a stone looking very depressed. Another demon came up to him and asked, "Why the glum look, man?" The man replied, "Well I just died and now I'm in hell." But the demon just smiled and said, "Don't feel bad, it's not a bad thing at all. Do you like smoking?" the demon asked. The man's face lit up and he answered, "Yeah!" "Well on Mondays we all get together and smoke till we die. The best thing is, we're already dead!" the demon answered. "Alright!" creid the man. "Do you like drinking?" the demon asked. "Yeah!" The man answered. "Well on Wednesdays we all get together and drink till we die. The best thing is, we're already dead!" the demon answered. "Sweet!" cried the man. "Are you gay?" asked the demon. The man frowned and said, "No." The demon replied, "Oh, then you're gonna hate Saturdays..." |