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    Scene: A husband and wife watching an a Cricket match.

    After 5 minutes:
    Wife: Is this Imran Tahir ??

    Husband: No, this is Hashim Amla, Imran Tahir is a bowler.

    Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

    Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

    Wife: Hmm, looks like Austraila is going to win this one.

    Husband: It's India v/s South Africa!!

    Wife: How many runs they need to win now ??

    Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

    Wife: Just 72??? That's too easy, only 2 runs in 1 ball...

    Husband angrily turns off the TV.

    Wife Turns it on again and starts watching her favourite daily soap.

    Husband: Who is she ??

    Wife: Don't disturb me......
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    "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
    The assistant promptly bends down and...
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