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    Ek Sharaabi Sadak Ke Kinaare Bahut Jyaada Peene Ke Kaaran Lagbhag Besudh Saa Pada Huaa Thaa.

    Ek Bhale Aadmi Ne Uske Paas Aakar Poochha: Aakhir Itni Jyaada Peene Ki Kya Jaroorat Thee ?

    Sharabi: Majboori Thee. Peene Ke Alaawaa Aur Koi Chaaraa Hee Nahi Thaa.. !

    Bhala Aadmi: Aaakhir Aisi Kya Majboori Ho Gayi Thi???

    Sharaabi: Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Gayaa Thaa!!!!
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    Husband: No, this is Hashim Amla, Imran Tahir is a bowler.
    Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket...
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