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Never in my life have I been so deeply touched by the response to a single message sent by me... Try it... It REALLY works!
I sent 'ACHCHE DIN AANE WALE HAIN' to twenty friends.
13 offered free sex and responded: Fuck You!
4 offered free advice towards a healthy sex life and responded: Go Fuck Yourself!
And even the remaining 3 enquired after my sexual well-being and asked: Are You Fucking Mad?
Completely overwhelmed!!!
- Doggy Sstyle A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he`d finished, he asked for his money. The girl...
- That's How Babies are Made Little Johnny`s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, so she had "the talk" with him. Afterwards Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile. "Do you understand?" his mother asked...
- Addiction to Cigars A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed...
- OOps!!! He Smoked his Cigar? A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?"
His customer answers in a slurred voice, "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis.... - Wart on Penis! Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you`ve been telling people that I`m ugly!"
"Oh, no! I`ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive....