Rahul's Election Rally

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    Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur-Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election Rally Karne Ke Liya Gaya. Kareeb 30-35 Km, Kachchi Aur Tuti Si Sadak Pe Safar Karne Ke Baad Jab Rahul Wahan Pahuncha Toh Dekha Ki Wahan Sirf Ek Hi Kisaan Baitha Hua Tha.

    Usko Akela Dekh Ke Rahul Baba Bahut Niraash Ho Gaye Aur Kissan Se Bole: Bhai, Tum Toh Ek Hi Ho, Ab Samajh Nahin Aa Raha Ki Bhashan Dun Ya Nahin?

    Kisaan: Sahab, Mere Ghar Mpe 20 Bail Hain. Main Unhe Chaara Daalne Jaun Aur Wahan Ek Hi Bail Ho Toh Kya Us Akele Bail Ko Chaara Nahin Dalunga? Baaki 19 Bailon Ke Na Hone Ke Karan Kya Us Ek Bail Ka Upwaas Karwa Dun?

    Kisaan Ka Ye Jawab Sunkar Rahul Ke Andar Josh Aa Jaata Hai Aur Vo Khush Hokar Stage Pe Chad Jaate Hain Aur 2 Ghante Tak Bhaashan Diya. Bhaashan Khatam Hone Ke Baad Rahul Kisaan Se: Bhai, Tumhaari Bailon Waali Baat Aur Udharan Mujhe Bahut Hi Achcha Laga, Isliye Maine Tum Akele Ko Bhaashan Diya. Ab Tum Batao Ki Tumhe Mera Bhashan Kaisa Laga?

    Kisaan: Sahab Ji, 19 Balon Ki Gairhazri Mein 20 Bailon Ka Chaara Ek Hi Bail Ko Nahin Daal Dena Chahiye... Itni Akal Toh Hai Mujhe Mein Bhi....
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