Patni Ki Dhamki

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    Pati Aur Patni Mein Kisi Baat Par Jabardast Jhagra Ho Gaya.

    Pati Us Baat Se Naaraz Hokar Patni Se Baat Nahi Kar Rahaa Tha.

    Patni: Ab Main 10 Tak Ginuungi, Agar Tum Naa Bole Toh Main Zehar Kha Loongi !!!

    Pati Khaamosh.

    Patni: Ek !!

    Pati Khamosh!

    Patni: Do !!

    Pati, Phir Bhi Chup.

    Patni (Pyar Se): Bolo Na Please...!!!!

    Pati, Apni Mundi Ghumaa Ke Chup.

    Ab Patni Ka Rona Shuruu.

    Pati: Pagli, Ginti Chaalu Rakh... Counting... Counting!

    Patni: Shukar Hai ! Aap Bole Toh....... Nahi To Mai To Zehar Khane Wali Thi !!
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