| Morris had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now is at the doctor's office for his final follow up visit. Of course Morris wants to know when he can start having sex again. The doctor explains to Morris that he would be able to resume his sex life as soon as he could climb two flights of stairs without becoming winded. Morris listens attentively and then says, "What if I look for the women who live on the ground floor?" |