Income Tax Raid!

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    Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi.

    Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain.. Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain. Kya Aap Iska Koi Pakka Document Ya Bill Ya Koi Proof Dikha Sakte Hain?

    Seth: Ji Nahin, Iska Toh Koi Proof Ya Document Nahin Hai Mere Paas. Income Tax Officer: Seth Ji, Ye Toh Problem Ho Gayi.... Haan Ek Raasta Hai... Agar Aap Humein 25,000 Rupaye De Do Toh Hum Baat Ko Yahin Rafa-Dafa Kar Denge.

    Seth Ji Maan Gaye Aur Bole Ki Theek Hai Sahab, Mein Aapko 25,000 De Deta Hun.

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