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    Difference between Shit & Oohh Shit:
    A boy Threw a love letter to a girl but it fell on her brother... Shittt!
    And Her brother was GAY... Ooohh Shit!

    After wife's delivery, Husband asks the nurse: How soon do you think, we will be able to have sex ..???
    Nurse: Ok, Ok, Meet me after 20 minutes. And don't talk so loudly..!!

    Husband is praying before going to bed...
    Wife: What are you praying for?
    Husband: For guidance.
    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

    An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
    The old man asks: Why are you going to sleep on the floor?
    The old woman says: Because I want to feel something hard for a change.

    Father to school-going son: Johnny, the stork has brought you a baby sister. Do you want to see your sister?
    Johnny: No, I want to see the stork!
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