Interest Development

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    Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Linda, sat.

    "It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?"

    "Why, no. Is she up to anything special?"

    Mrs. Smith leaned closer, "Haven't you noticed? She has started knitting tiny garments!"

    Mrs. Jones' troubled brow cleared. "Well, thank goodness," she said smiling, "at last she has taken an interest in something besides running around with boys."
  • Good Appetite They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye - very young, ravishing and delectable. As they each read their...
  • Sexual Survey A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Santa`s neighbourhood. "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
    "Eight times in a month...
  • Old & Rusty! The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch and starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
    He replies, "I`m going to...
  • Hair in my Spaghetti Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary`s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams...
  • Sex after Stroke Morris had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now is at the doctor`s office for his final follow up visit. Of course Morris wants to know when he can start having sex...
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