| A lady was laying on the doctor's table, waiting for her annual pap test. The doctor came in, and as he was preparing himself, she mentioned that she had 6 kids. He said, "Yeah, I can tell... you have the biggest box I have ever seen!" She was offended as hell, and after she got home, she went into the bathroom, took the mirror off the wall, and laid it on the floor so she could have a look for herself. As she squatted over the mirror, her husband walked in and saw her. When he asked her what she was doing, she said, "I am doing my exercises." He responds with concern, "Well, be careful. You're about to fall into that huge hole in the floor!" |