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    Ek Aadmi Badie Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
    Aadmi: Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachche Ho Gaye.
    Dr Hairan Ho Ke: Achha? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vaise Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho.
    Aadmi: Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se Kaat Deta Hun.

    Ek Aadmi Ko Apne Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya.
    Usne Apni Patni Ko Ye Good News Is Tarike Se Sunayi: Darling, Sunti Ho Aaj Raat Ko Tum Company Ke Manager Ke Saath Soyegi.
    Biwi Khushi Ke Mare Uchhal Padi Aur Boli: Sachchiiiii!!! Achcha Ye Toh Batao, Sharma Sir Ke Saath Ya Patel Sir Ke Saath.

    Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai.
    Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?
    Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

    Ek Aadmi Insurance Karvane Jata Hai.
    Insurance Agent: Hum Life Ke Sath Sath Penis Ka Bhi Insurance Karte Hai.
    Aadmi: Achha, Kya Aap Penis Ke Kharab Hone Pe Isko Badal Ke Doge?
    Agent: Nahi, Par Jab Ye Kharab Ho Jayega Ya Kaam Karna Band Kar Dega To Hum Aapki Wife Ko Free Service Provide Karenge.

    Hamare Ek Ko Badi Tharak Chadi Hui Thi, Control Na Hua To Ek Dalal Ke Paas Jakar Bola: Ek Bade Boobs Aur Chote Hole Wali Ladki Bhejo.
    Kuch Der Baad Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Devendar Se Puchha.
    Ladki: Kya Aap Wahi Hai, Jiska Muh Bada Aur Auzaar Chhota Hai?
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