| This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he's just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders. The host says to him, "Dude, this is a Halloween party! You're supposed to be wearing a costume?" The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I'm a snail!" "You're a snail?" "Yeah, I'm a snail," says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, "This is Michelle." |