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    Ek Pathan Ne English Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi. Uske Dost Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Pathan Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Classes Kaisi Chal Rahi Hain. Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.

    Par Jaise Hi Vo Pathan Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Pathan Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye. Pathan Buri Tarha Se Zakhmi Tha, Saare Shareer Pe Pattiyan Lipti Hui Thi.

    Dost: Oye!!! Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe???

    Pathan Rote Hue: Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Peeche Padi Rahti Thi.

    Dost: Toh?

    Pathan: Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Maar-Maar Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di.

    Dost Hairani Se: Aisa Kya Bola Diya Tune?

    Pathan: Keep An Eye On Your Wife's Pussy, She Is After My Cock!!!
  • Tharki Kutta Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta Aur Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe. Lekin Kutte Ki Height Kam Thi Jis Wajah Se Vo Sahi `Jagah` Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Tha. Pathan Ne Uski Madad Ki Aur...
  • Naughty Pathan Ek Gay Pathan Ne Nahate Hue Sheeshe Mein Apne Aage Aur Piche Dekha Aur Ek Sher Arz Kiya:
    Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai,
    Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai,
    Paas Reh Ke Bhi Kitni Doori Hai....
  • New Hairdo Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Shaam Ko Office Se Ghar Aata Hai Aur Aaate Hi Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utarne Lagta Hai. Biwi Samajh Gayi Aaj Jaroor Tasaalli-Baksh Sex Hoga Aur Man Hi Man Khush Hone Lagi. Jab Biwi Ke Saare Kapde Utaar Diye...
  • Relationships in US and India AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP
    1st day = Date
    2nd day = Hug
    3rd day = Hug again
    4th day = Kiss
    5th day = Long kiss...
  • Halloween Costume Party This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he`s just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders. The host says to him, "Dude, this is a Halloween party! You`re supposed to...
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