Pdaosan Ki Billi

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    Santa Ne English Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi. Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kaisa Chal Raha Hai. Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.

    Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye. Santa Buri Tarha Se Zakhmi Tha, Saare Shareer Pe Pattiyan Lipti Hui Thi.

    Banta: Oye!!! Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe???

    Santa Rote Hue: Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.

    Banta: Toh?

    Santa: Maine Socha Ki Raub Marta Hun Un Pe... Isliye Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya Toh Usne Maar-Maar Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di.

    Banta Hairani Se: Aisa Kya Bola Diya Tune?

    Santa: Keep An Eye On Your Wife's Pussy, She Is After My Cock!!!
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