Who's The Boss?

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    Ek Baar Pati Aur Patni Ke Beech Kisi Baat Ko Lekar Jhagda Ho Gaya, Bahut Behas Hui Aur Baat Maar-Peet Tak Aa Pahunchi.

    Jaise Hi Patni Belan Lekar Pati Pe Jhapati Toh Usne Bhi Gazab Ke Reflexes Dikhaye Aur Ekdum Se Almaari Ke Andar Ghus Gaya.

    Patni Belan Se Almaari Ko Khatkhatate Hue, Gusse Se Boli: Bahar Nikalo!!!

    Andar Se Pati Bolta Hai: Nahi Nikalta...

    Patni Chilla Kar Boli: Mein Kehti Hun Bahar Niklo....

    Pati Almaari Ke Andar Se Chillata Hai: Nahin Nikalta, Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai.

    Pati-Patni Ka Shor-Sharaba Sunka Padosi Bhi Aa Gaye Aur Puchne Lage Ki Kya Hua, Kya Baat Hai...???

    Patni, Gusse Se Chillati Hui Boli: Ye Darpok Aadmi Almaari Ke Andar Ghus Gaya Hai... Ise Kaho Ki Fauran Almaari Se Bahar Aa Jaaye Verna Theek Nahin Hoga.

    Pati, Almaari Ke Andar Se, Lagbhag Dahaadta Hua Bola: Nahin Nikalta...!!! Aaj Pure Mohalle Ko Pata Chal Hi Jaana Chahiye Ki Is Ghar Mein Kis Ki Marzi Chalti Hai....!!!!
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