Police Wale Ki Jyadti

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    Ek Ladke Ko Ek Police Wale Ke Saath Gaali-Galauch Aur Maar-Peet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Magistrate Ke Saamne Pesh Kiya Gaya.

    Magistrate: Kya Hua Tha?

    Yuvak: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Mein Tha Aur Chupchaap, Bade Hi Shaantipurn Tareeke Se Apni Girlfriend Se Pyaar Bhari Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Ye Police Waala Wahan Aaya. Pata Nahin Ise Phone Karne Ki Itni Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Isne Booth Ka Darwaza Khola, Meri Baaju Pakadkar Mujhe Bahar Kheench Liya Aur Dhakka Dekar Road Pe Gira Diya.

    Magistrate: Toh Isliye Tumhe Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Tumne Isko Gaaliyaan Di Aur Isko Maara Bhi?

    Yuvak: Ji Janaab.

    Magistrate: Ye Toh Sach Mein Is Policewaale Ki Jyadti Hai... Jab Tum Pehle Se Hi Booth Ke Andar The Aur Baat Kar Rahe The Toh Isko Toh Intezar Karna Chahiye Tha.

    Yuavk: Itna Hi Nahin Janaab, Mujhe Bahar Nikaalne Ke Baad Isne Aur Bhi Jyada Badsalooki Ki...

    Magistrate: Achcha!!! Aur Kya Kiya Isne?

    Yuvak: Mujhe Bahar Nikalne Ke Baad Isne Meri Girlfriend Ko Bhi Haath Pakadkar Bahar Nikala Aur Usko Bhi Dhakka Dekar Road Pe Gira Diya...
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