The Nagging Wife

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    Pati-Pani Car Se Ek Shaadi Attend Karne Jaa Rahe The. Raaste Mein Car Puncture Hi Gayi... Bechaara Pati Utara Aur Stepni Badalne Ke Kaam Mein Lag Gaya.

    Patni Bhi Utri Aur Utarte Hi Apne Pati ko Ulta-Seedha Bolne Lagi . Suniye Uski Bak-Bak.
    Dekha Kar Nahin Chala Sakte The,
    Kisi Nokile Patthar Pe Chada Di,
    Puncture Toh Hua Hi Dent Pada So Alag.
    Pata Nahin Kaise Driver Ho,
    Biwi Ko Baitha Kar Bhi Raough Driving Karte Ho,
    Zaroor Nazar Kahin Idhar-Udhar Hogi,
    Ya Kisi Aur Ke Khayalon Mein Gum Hoge.
    Pata Nahin Kisne Tumko License Diya.
    Koi Kaam Dhang Se Aur Theek Se Nahin Kar Sakte Tum.
    Ab Pata Nahin Stepni Theek Bhi Hai Ya Nahi.
    Aur Sabse Badi Baat Ki Ab Shaadi Mein Bhi Der Se Pahunchenge,
    Socha Tha Meri Nayi Saree Dekh Kar Sab Jalengi Mujhse,
    Lekin Ab Toh Varmaala Ke Baad Hi Pahunchenge,
    Tumse Toh Meri Khushi Dekhi Nahin Jaati.
    Arey, Bade Ajeeb Aadmi Ho, Kuch Kahoge Bhi Ya Yun Hi Gunge Bane Rahoge?
    Meri Toh Kismat Hi Phooti Ki Tum Jais Aadmi Mila.
    Bolte-Bolte Bechaari Kalpane Bhi Lagi.

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