Men Will Be Men

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    A girl at bus top spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told , "I love you!"

    Man placed his hand on her head, "This love and infatuation all are nothing. Go back to your home and study hard so that you can lead a successful life."

    Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand, "I have written some wisdom for you, read before you sleep...." and went away.

    Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

    "Are you blind? my wife was standing behind me..... anyways this is my number call me anytime. By the way I love you too!"

    Men Will Be Men!!!
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