When Gays Have a Baby...

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    Two Gays decided to have a baby. They mix their sperms and have a surrogate mother inseminated with it. A baby is born.

    They rush to the hospital. 12 babies were in the ward - 11 were crying, only 1 was smiling.

    To their delight, the nurse says: It's your baby!

    Gays: Isn't it a wonder, all are crying but our baby is smiling. This proves the superiority of gay love!

    Nurse: Ya, he's happy now! But just watch what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass!!
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