| A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: May I help you? Hillbilly: Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces. Attorney: Well... do you have any grounds? Hillbilly: Yea, I got about a hundred acres. Attorney: No, you don't understand, do you have a case? Hillbilly: No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere. Attorney: I mean, do you have a grudge? Hillbilly: Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere. Attorney: No sir, I mean do you have a suit? Hillbilly: Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays. Attorney: Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything? Hillbilly: No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning. Attorney: Well, is she a nagger or anything? Hillbilly: No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce. |