Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. In London, a customer asked: Do you have "Sarso Ka Tel ? The shopkeeper says: Are you an Indian? The guy (clearly offended) says: Yes I am..! But let me ask you something... If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish ? If I had asked for halal meat, would you ask me if I was Muslim ? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican ? The shopkeeper says: No, I probably wouldn't...!!! The guy says: Well then, because I asked for Sarso Ka Tel, why did you ask if I am an Indian ? The (calm) shopkeeper replied: Because, this is a wine shop Sir!!! |