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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

    In London, a customer asked: Do you have "Sarso Ka Tel ?

    The shopkeeper says: Are you an Indian?

    The guy (clearly offended) says: Yes I am..! But let me ask you something...
    If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
    Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish ?
    If I had asked for halal meat, would you ask me if I was Muslim ?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican ?
    The shopkeeper says: No, I probably wouldn't...!!!
    The guy says: Well then, because I asked for Sarso Ka Tel, why did you ask if I am an Indian ? The (calm) shopkeeper replied: Because, this is a wine shop Sir!!!
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