| Little Johnny was sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows. The preacher walked up and asked Little Johnny what he was doing. Johnny replied, "I'm watching that bull screw that black cow." The preacher was shocked, "John, you shouldn't use that word. Instead, say the bull is going to 'surprise' the black cow." "Okay." The preacher continued on his walk. The next Sunday, the preacher was shaking hands with his parishioners as they left church when Little Johnny appeared with his parents. The preacher bent down, smiled, and asked, "So, Johnny, did that bull 'surprise' the black cow?" Little Johnnie replies, "He sure did! He fucked the white one!" |