Banta's Eye Surgery

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    Eyes Ke Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakkar Mein Apna Banta Bola: Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha.

    Doctor: Banta Ji Apni Aankhien Band Kar Lijiye Aur Fir Dobara Se Dheere Dheere Kholiye.

    Banta: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ab Bhi Kuch Dikhai Nahi De Raha.

    Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Banta Ke Samne Kapde Utarne Ke Liye Kehta Hai.

    Banta: Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

    Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Taange Kholney Ke Liye Kehta Hai.

    Banta: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Such Mein Kuch Nahi Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

    Doctor: Abey Chutiya Samjha Hai Kya, Kuch Nazar Nahi Aa Raha Toh Ye Neeche Kya Khada Ho Raha Hai????
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