For Hard Working Employees

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    3 Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately eveng Harvard Business School does not teach them.

    1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time
    No matter how hard and fast you fuck, the child comes after 9 months.
    Moral - Pressurizing does not alter delivery period.

    2. Fucking Law of Direction
    Even though both holes are nearby, if by a wrong shot, you enter the wrong hole, no matter how hard you fuck, you never get a child.
    Moral - Right direction is very important to get the results, even few centimeters away from right direction, even if it gives satisfaction, cannot lead to results.

    3. Fucking Law of Human Resources
    By appointing 4 men to fuck 1 woman, you cannot get 4 children, but if you appoint one man and 4 women, you can get 4 children.
    Moral - Appoint the right person at the right position. Otherwise you would keep on wondering, why you are not getting the results even after appointing more men. For all Hard working employees.
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    She can`t hear him and shouts back...
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    Surprised father answered: Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20`s, a woman`s are like melons...
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    The preacher was shocked, "John, you shouldn`t use that word...
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