Naam Mein Kya Rakha Hai

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    Gupta Ji Ke Ghar Sharmaji Aaye. Guptaji Apne Bachhon Ki Pehchaan Karane Lage.

    Ye Meri Beti Rani. Shadi Se Pehle Hum Mumbai Mein 'Rani Baag' Ghumne Jaaya Karte Thhe.... Uski Yaad Mein Iska Naam Rani Rakha.

    Sharmaji: Wah... Pyari Bitiya Hai.

    Ye Mera Beta Taj. Shadi Ke 5 Saal Baad Second Honeymoon Pe Hum Agra Gaye Thhe. Uski Yaad Mein Humne Iska Naam Taj Rakh Diya.

    Sharmaji: Wah!!! Bahut Sochke Naam Rakhe Hai Aapne.

    Aur Yeh Mera Chhota Beta Kohinoor.

    Sharmaji: Kya Baat Hai!?! Matlab Aap London Mein Kohinoor Heera Dekh Aaye???

    Guptaji: Arey Nahi !!! Hum Toh Precaution Le Rahe Thhe..... Lekin Iss Brand Ne Dhokha De Diya!!!
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