Hindi Punsters!

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    A brilliant set of Hindi puns:

    1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
    2. My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else. #Monday Blues

    3. I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later.

    4. Son: Rum Piyoge?
    Dad: Oye Puttar 'Bacar'Di gal Na Kar.

    5. If you eat fiery garlic pickle before class, you'll learn a valuable Lehsun.

    6. Weight loss frustration... "Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Naa Jaye"

    7. Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there "Itna Sonata Kyu Hai Bhai?"

    8. If Johny Depp does Devdas, there'll be Jack's Paro.

    9. A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version.

    10. When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder..."Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hee South South Chalte."

    11. She is Libra I am Leo humari Jodi kuch Gemini.

    12. Decided to go to a Italiyan restaurant Kyunki Woh Ghar Ke PASTA.

    13. A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version.
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