Sex-Starved Banta

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    Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Banta Ko Kaafi Thark Chada Hua Tha. Apna Thark Dur Karne Ke Liye Vo Ek Kothe Pe Gaya.

    Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Ladkiyon Ke Naam Car Ke Naam Pe Rakhe Hue The.

    Dalal: Kon Si Chahiye. Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 1500.

    Banta Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola: Nano Hi Laa Do.

    Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya.

    Ye Dekhte Hi Banta Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola: Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?

    Dalal Muskurate Hue: Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai.
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