| Clever Signages. Good copywriting. A sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. In a Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels. At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place. On a Plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On an Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. In a Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action. On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push. At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.` Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! At the Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.` In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.` In a Chicago Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak.` Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises On another Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels |