| Dobbins lost his eye in an accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So he carved one out of wood. But he was so self-conscious that he never left the house. Finally, his friend Eddy came over and forced him to go out. "There's a dance over at the club," he said. "So what if one of your eyes is made out of wood?" "All right," said Dobbins, "but if anybody makes fun of my eye I'm leaving." He went to the dance and stood around, trying to build up his courage. And then he saw a woman standing alone in the corner. She was very attractive, but she had a hunchback. "She's worse off than me," Dobbins thought. "The least I can do is ask her to dance. He walked across the crowded dance floor and approached the girl. "Would you care to dance?" he asked. "Would I?!" she exclaimed. "That does it," he shouted, "Hunchback! Hunchback!" |